Two rules of cooking: 1. Never take your eye of an onion, and 2. Never take your eye of an onion.
If I bought a one million pound house with a -0.5% mortgage, I could double my income and still not qualify for tax ... How much am I on?
Surely with the stock markets being chocka with junk derivatives, then their fall is good for the future ja, for folk not holding junk.
UKFork : Because Brexit sounds like a Muesli Bar.
It's surprising how many people commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back.
... psyops is not a valid vocation.
Does pretending to be different people on twitter count as therapy for multiple personality disorders?
When I watch films, I identify with the authors ... I shouldn't think this counts as "work", yet it helps me remember the characters, at first instance, are innocent.
Have you ever noticed how marsupials have deep pockets yet very short alms?
A cure for loneliness: tie a bone to your leg and stand outside busy shops. Dogs will play with you.
Do you think if I dressed in scales, and called everyone Bob, people would take me for a fish?
Here's an interesting fiction: In all the polaroids of Sarah Connor, it's the same actor playing the Alsatian.
Save the duck billed platitudes.
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