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Two rules of cooking: 1. Never take your eye of an onion, and 2. Never take your eye of an onion.


The Economy of Poverty

If I bought a one million pound house with a -0.5% mortgage, I could double my income and still not qualify for tax ... How much am I on?


Surely with the stock markets being chocka with junk derivatives, then their fall is good for the future ja, for folk not holding junk.


Europa

UKFork : Because Brexit sounds like a Muesli Bar.


Mental Health

It's surprising how many people commit suicide by shooting themselves in the back.


... psyops is not a valid vocation.


Does pretending to be different people on twitter count as therapy for multiple personality disorders?


When I watch films, I identify with the authors ... I shouldn't think this counts as "work", yet it helps me remember the characters, at first instance, are innocent.


Animals

Have you ever noticed how marsupials have deep pockets yet very short alms?


A cure for loneliness: tie a bone to your leg and stand outside busy shops. Dogs will play with you.


Do you think if I dressed in scales, and called everyone Bob, people would take me for a fish?


Here's an interesting fiction: In all the polaroids of Sarah Connor, it's the same actor playing the Alsatian.


Save the duck billed platitudes.


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